You call this torture? You might as well...

You call this torture? You might as well cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
Gadzooks | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 112
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You call this torture? You might as well be using Ken Dodd's tickle sticks
Lang1702 | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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You call this torture? You might as well castrate me now . . wait. .what are you doing with that mini guillotine?
Zeugma | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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You call this torture? You might as well give in. Now Nyan cat for 6 hours straight. Thats a real mans torture!
Hoggy | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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You call this torture? You might as well grease up my nipples for the electrodes, and we can call it fun for the whole family!
Hoggy | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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You call this torture? You might as well prop my eyes open with matchsticks and force me to look at Katy Perry's boobs all day long
i like turtles | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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You call this torture? You might as well Have told me I'm welsh!
Sam | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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You call this torture? You might as well be asked to stare down a Shar Pei
Bob | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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You call this torture? You might as well turn the vibrator onto full power at least
Quadraspaz | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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You call this torture? You might as well wrap me up in bubble wrap while whispering ELO lyrics into my ear and penetrating me with a goose's face
doobleducks | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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You call this torture? You might as well hand me the pliers and let me rip out my own fingernails. You're doing it all wrong..
generic username | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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You call this torture? You might as well sentence me to death by shnu shnu.
Faroutman | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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You call this torture? You might as well be restraining my balls with your mouth and whipping them with your tongue
Johan | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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You call this torture? You might as well give me a warm, tender hug
hard gay | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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You call this torture? You might as well take off your dominatrix outfit and get back in the kitchen and make me some pie
Drebbin | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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You call this torture? You might as well
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