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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than Getting caught changing one hand to the other when beating the meat

Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than realising your opposition's mother was treated with Thalidomide during pregnancy with him

Lang1702 | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than having your corpse teabagged by the victor's hairy scrotum

Zeugma | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than forgetting that you held onto that grenade too long back in 'Nam

Lang1702 | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than getting a tear in your mankini.

Faroutman | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than remembering that you are only a black belt on Tekken 3

i like turtles | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than smugly walking off after winning & tripping over their zimmer frame

generic username | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than getting beaten after you've tipped them out of the wheelchair

superdan | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than when all of a sudden you find yourself walking through corn fields, everything is sepia toned and you can hear singing

Quadraspaz | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than waking up in A&E the next morning with no recollection of what happened

Bob | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than getting People's Elbowed by your nan

Quadraspaz | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than the unnerving revelation that your foe is made out of semolina

doobleducks | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than having both your hands fall off

Gadzooks | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than knocking yourself out with a takedown Matt Lindland style

UFC fan | 10/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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