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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butter had an affair with a silk worm and produced sheets of grotesquely comfy children

The Gritty Chimp | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 210

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the sweet sweet embrace of a freshly shaved unicorn

Adult Swim | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 194

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like being rimmed by a kitten

Malevolent | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 194

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping your ass with Bon Jovi's hair.

buqshui | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 188

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like licking butter off a butterfly's buttock.

Baron | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 134

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the touch of a hand wearing a satin glove.

Jeanine | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 128

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like every wipe that precede this one was steel wool

wjp | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like England's defence at the last world cup - expensive, crap and easy to poke your finger through.

Carrot | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a bubble wrapped cloud on a bed of cotton wool

Lang1702 | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like my dick pulling out of Susan Boyle.

PhilH | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a politicians promise - it doesn't hold up and is full of holes

Batty | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like im having a massive stroke in my parietal lobe softness center.

RSG | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like when you mistake your rampant rabbit for your pet one

Bunnie | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like grabbin a bag full of hamsters and using their pelts as wank tissue

thatguy | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like being cuddled by a panda

Faroutman | 20/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a warm cuddle - it makes me enjoy my IBS

anon | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like God has licked your ring piece

Bob | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like really soft toilet tissue

Bouncy Cas | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like anally humping the cat.

Poostache | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a million angels kissing your arse

funkadelic | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a lovely fluffy cloud, gently soaking up the pee and associated toxic substances from your bum!

JVQ | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like Flatter than full time Jehovah Witnesses nose

Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like it's coated in Anusol

theChosenO | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping your arse with a baby

Gadzooks | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wearing feather boa pants

boredandth | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a box of freshly picked apples.

Ewan | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping my ass on a gooses neck

Mr. S Fry | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an Old Etonian's job interview.

ColonelT | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like it makes me forget that its use is to wipe crap from my body!

Silberkreu | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like rubbing your anus on a cloud

poop | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like koala bum hair

Codia | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an England defence in a world cup

Rowan | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a babies face

rhys ister | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butter

Richard | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like Elton's baby's arse

Charlie | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like spreading poop on a bunny

lemming | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like obamas foreign policy

sal | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a baby's face

Rik | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like steamed silk

Dagless | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like glass paper never existed

Tom from B | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like cushion

Pete | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like kittens

Sk8th | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like snow

Asteraelle | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12

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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like...

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