This toilet tissue is so soft it's like...

This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butter had an affair with a silk worm and produced sheets of grotesquely comfy children
The Gritty Chimp | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 202
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the sweet sweet embrace of a freshly shaved unicorn
Adult Swim | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 190
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like being rimmed by a kitten
Malevolent | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 179
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping your ass with Bon Jovi's hair.
buqshui | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 172
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like the touch of a hand wearing a satin glove.
Jeanine | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 135
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like licking butter off a butterfly's buttock.
Baron | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 134
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like every wipe that precede this one was steel wool
wjp | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 122
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like England's defence at the last world cup - expensive, crap and easy to poke your finger through.
Carrot | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a bubble wrapped cloud on a bed of cotton wool
Lang1702 | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like my dick pulling out of Susan Boyle.
PhilH | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a politicians promise - it doesn't hold up and is full of holes
Batty | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like when you mistake your rampant rabbit for your pet one
Bunnie | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like grabbin a bag full of hamsters and using their pelts as wank tissue
thatguy | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like im having a massive stroke in my parietal lobe softness center.
RSG | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a warm cuddle - it makes me enjoy my IBS
anon | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like being cuddled by a panda
Faroutman | 20/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like God has licked your ring piece
Bob | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like really soft toilet tissue
Bouncy Cas | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like anally humping the cat.
Poostache | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a million angels kissing your arse
funkadelic | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a lovely fluffy cloud, gently soaking up the pee and associated toxic substances from your bum!
JVQ | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like it's coated in Anusol
theChosenO | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping your arse with a baby
Gadzooks | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a box of freshly picked apples.
Ewan | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wiping my ass on a gooses neck
Mr. S Fry | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like wearing feather boa pants
boredandth | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an Old Etonian's job interview.
ColonelT | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like it makes me forget that its use is to wipe crap from my body!
Silberkreu | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like rubbing your anus on a cloud
poop | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like koala bum hair
Codia | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an England defence in a world cup
Rowan | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a babies face
rhys ister | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like obamas foreign policy
sal | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like spreading poop on a bunny
lemming | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like butter
Richard | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like Elton's baby's arse
Charlie | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a baby's face
Rik | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like steamed silk
Dagless | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like glass paper never existed
Tom from B | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like snow
Asteraelle | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like kittens
Sk8th | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like cushion
Pete | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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