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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather practice mooking with your great grandmother...
Poostache | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 126
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather not go to your clown fetish circle jerk
Zeugma | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 122
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cry myself to sleep in the comfort of my own space pod
Nanoo | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather re-enact 1 man 1 jar, live in front of all my family and friends
medshent | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather gargle the contents of my gran's colostomy bag
sicko | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend the evening searching Google for tubgirl, meatspin, blue waffle, pain olympics and 2 girls 1 cup
Chortle | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather treat myself to the pleasurable viewing of 2 boys 1 sandpit
Ouch | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather try and shave my balls with someone elses toenails
asd | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather breed chocobos.
Cloud | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 85
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather sit at home and peel my own nutsack
tekken black belt | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather wax muh bawls.
Nooawk | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather be spending time putting my DVDs in alphabetical order than be at a party you organise.
Faroutman | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather strap on a ball gag and be Big Don's bitch for the evening
Moussasi | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather felch horse semen out of a cow
Gadzooks | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cut my knackers off with a rusty saw!
EddieB | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather sit at home listening to Ke$ha's album on repeat
Tektonik | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with a ginger
anon | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather go to the other, more fun, party.
Faroutman | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather Jump out of a plane without a parachute than attend your party.
Elvin | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather pour vinegar in my eye whilst snorting salt and ramming a baseball bat in my arse
Oooooooh behave | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with Hanninal Lectar
james | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather feed a flock of a 1000 birds by repeatedly regurgitating week old roadkill
vom | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend tonight in Joseph Fritzl's cellar
ROIDZ | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather die pleasuring myself with a noose round my neck, wearing ladies tights with a nitrate laced orange in my mouth
kinky | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
Angry Video Game Nerd | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather disassemble my house brick by brick and try and rebuild it in my own anus
ouch | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend an evening with Christopher Biggins
Bob | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather not join the Jehovahs Witnesses thanks
Borblez | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather play a piano by throwing ping pong balls at it whilst plying a cat's bollocks with a pair of pliers
YC | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather guide my father into my mother
Strawberry Clock | 07/10/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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