Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather practice mooking with your great grandmother...

Poostache | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 130

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather not go to your clown fetish circle jerk

Zeugma | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cry myself to sleep in the comfort of my own space pod

Nanoo | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather re-enact 1 man 1 jar, live in front of all my family and friends

medshent | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather gargle the contents of my gran's colostomy bag

sicko | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend the evening searching Google for tubgirl, meatspin, blue waffle, pain olympics and 2 girls 1 cup

Chortle | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather treat myself to the pleasurable viewing of 2 boys 1 sandpit

Ouch | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather try and shave my balls with someone elses toenails

asd | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather breed chocobos.

Cloud | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 85

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather sit at home and peel my own nutsack

tekken black belt | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather wax muh bawls.

Nooawk | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather be spending time putting my DVDs in alphabetical order than be at a party you organise.

Faroutman | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather strap on a ball gag and be Big Don's bitch for the evening

Moussasi | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather felch horse semen out of a cow

Gadzooks | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cut my knackers off with a rusty saw!

EddieB | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather sit at home listening to Ke$ha's album on repeat

Tektonik | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather go to the other, more fun, party.

Faroutman | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather Jump out of a plane without a parachute than attend your party.

Elvin | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with a ginger

anon | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather pour vinegar in my eye whilst snorting salt and ramming a baseball bat in my arse

Oooooooh behave | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with Hanninal Lectar

james | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather feed a flock of a 1000 birds by repeatedly regurgitating week old roadkill

vom | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend tonight in Joseph Fritzl's cellar

ROIDZ | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather die pleasuring myself with a noose round my neck, wearing ladies tights with a nitrate laced orange in my mouth

kinky | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather guide my father into my mother

Strawberry Clock | 07/10/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather disassemble my house brick by brick and try and rebuild it in my own anus

ouch | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather spend an evening with Christopher Biggins

Bob | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer

Angry Video Game Nerd | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather not join the Jehovahs Witnesses thanks

Borblez | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather play a piano by throwing ping pong balls at it whilst plying a cat's bollocks with a pair of pliers

YC | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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