Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

My phone is so outdated it was originally on a list of that year's greatest innovations, along with 'the wheel' and 'fire'

toby larone | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 148

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My phone is so outdated it comes with an over the shoulder carry strap

headfucker | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 146

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My phone is so outdated it doesnt even have Snake!

Hoggy | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 121

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My phone is so outdated it uses a rotary dialer, plugs into the wall and has a curly cable to the handset. It's been nicknamed 'The House Phone'

Boom boom | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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My phone is so outdated it should get me a sympathy lay

Bob | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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My phone is so outdated it can only get you through to Alexander Graham Bell

Dot Dot Dash | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101

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My phone is so outdated it came out as a revolutionary alternative to cups and string

i like turtles | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101

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My phone is so outdated it consists of a fire and a blanket

Zulu | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94

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My phone is so outdated it 's cans are becoming rusty & the string is falling apart

ratherold | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

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My phone is so outdated it was used as the primary source of communication on Noah's Ark

Mighty Imp | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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My phone is so outdated it has a water wheel to power it

Lang1702 | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79

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My phone is so outdated it makes me a laughing stock in my Amish village

zoom zoom zoom | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77

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My phone is so outdated it says the date is 1st march

hmmmmm | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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My phone is so outdated it wears a shell suit

You Fightin?! | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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My phone is so outdated it only has a 3.5 inch touchscreen and OS 2.1!

EddieB | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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My phone is so outdated it 's still connected to America via a cable under the Atlantic

Ahoy hoy? | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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My phone is so outdated it makes Gordon Gekko cream himself with envy

The Gritty Chimp | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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My phone is so outdated it was an old prop in one of charlie chaplin's movies

Zeugma | 08/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63

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My phone is so outdated it needs an operator to patch the calls through

Frank Gallagher | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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My phone is so outdated it could be used as a building block for a house

Elvin | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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My phone is so outdated it runs from the energy created by the 'Big Bang'

God | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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My phone is so outdated it uses pulse dialing

Jizzmmmmmm | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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My phone is so outdated it makes Alexander Graham Bell's phone look like a smartphone.

Faroutman | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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My phone is so outdated it has a crank-handle to start it.

Walter L. Bamphrey, Esq | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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My phone is so outdated it is believed to have been pictured in cave drawings

Give me the DW already | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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My phone is so outdated it would be more efficient to use a carrier pigeon..

ruddy heck | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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My phone is so outdated it is shared by the entire neighbourhood

ralph | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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My phone is so outdated it makes Conservative economic policy seem contemporary

Gadzooks | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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