My phone is so outdated it...

My phone is so outdated it was originally on a list of that year's greatest innovations, along with 'the wheel' and 'fire'
toby larone | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 144
My phone is so outdated it comes with an over the shoulder carry strap
headfucker | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 142
My phone is so outdated it doesnt even have Snake!
Hoggy | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 128
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My phone is so outdated it uses a rotary dialer, plugs into the wall and has a curly cable to the handset. It's been nicknamed 'The House Phone'
Boom boom | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My phone is so outdated it can only get you through to Alexander Graham Bell
Dot Dot Dash | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
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My phone is so outdated it should get me a sympathy lay
Bob | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 99
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My phone is so outdated it came out as a revolutionary alternative to cups and string
i like turtles | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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My phone is so outdated it consists of a fire and a blanket
Zulu | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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My phone is so outdated it 's cans are becoming rusty & the string is falling apart
ratherold | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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My phone is so outdated it was used as the primary source of communication on Noah's Ark
Mighty Imp | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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My phone is so outdated it has a water wheel to power it
Lang1702 | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
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My phone is so outdated it makes me a laughing stock in my Amish village
zoom zoom zoom | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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My phone is so outdated it says the date is 1st march
hmmmmm | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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My phone is so outdated it wears a shell suit
You Fightin?! | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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My phone is so outdated it only has a 3.5 inch touchscreen and OS 2.1!
EddieB | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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My phone is so outdated it 's still connected to America via a cable under the Atlantic
Ahoy hoy? | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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My phone is so outdated it makes Gordon Gekko cream himself with envy
The Gritty Chimp | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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My phone is so outdated it was an old prop in one of charlie chaplin's movies
Zeugma | 08/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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My phone is so outdated it needs an operator to patch the calls through
Frank Gallagher | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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My phone is so outdated it could be used as a building block for a house
Elvin | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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My phone is so outdated it runs from the energy created by the 'Big Bang'
God | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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My phone is so outdated it uses pulse dialing
Jizzmmmmmm | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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My phone is so outdated it makes Alexander Graham Bell's phone look like a smartphone.
Faroutman | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My phone is so outdated it has a crank-handle to start it.
Walter L. Bamphrey, Esq | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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My phone is so outdated it is believed to have been pictured in cave drawings
Give me the DW already | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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My phone is so outdated it would be more efficient to use a carrier pigeon..
ruddy heck | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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My phone is so outdated it is shared by the entire neighbourhood
ralph | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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My phone is so outdated it makes Conservative economic policy seem contemporary
Gadzooks | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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