Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than...

Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than waking up to the tender spooning and gentle whispers of my drunk dad..
generic username | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 163
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than When the mistake from the night before tries to slip a digit up my arse
Hoggy | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than spotting a curly black one
Lang1702 | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 71
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my cat jumping on me, trying to eat my toes
Elvin | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than the police sirens on their way to inspect my cellar
Bob | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than that dream where you find a nice toilet and just relax your bladder...
Slightly different blue | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than one of my wife's pungent farts
Camp Don | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when the beer goggles wear off and I realise how your momma really looks.
Slightly different blue | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when I'm beating one off and the window cleaner shows up
Cuthwald | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my Bed Lifter 4000 as used by Dame Thora Hird
cpw | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than a bad dream about Zack
Cloud | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than projectile vomiting so hard I catherine wheel out of the sheets and land face first in my own vomit
Gadzooks | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when I'm late for work. And my work is being the only night-watchman guarding a plutonium warehouse in Afghanistan.
Slightly different blue | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than when my alarm clock radio starts playing Justin Bieber at full volume just out of reach of the bed.
Slightly different blue | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than than the sweet meaty aroma of my gal cooking me a post-coital bacon sandwich. Bacon...
Faroutman | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than the possiblity of missing out on the breakfast menu at McDonalds
Elvin | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than a damp cloth laid on the groin....
TommyFletch | 21/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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